My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
I would pay $10,000 to hear Michelle say “I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!!”.
I didn’t know I wanted this until now.
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
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in every blogger’s history lies a dark, dark past
their first ever url
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
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hey look it’s a weeping angel
LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK
oh hey I found some more
Satan, how are you getting wifi from the pit?
I’m not, Sam’s here, he brought it with him
THAT WAS THE GREATEST JOKE IN THE HISTORY OF SUPERNATURAL
(Source : starwrs, via areferenceyouunderstand)
Our school this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.
So this kid carved his 8 page essay into $70 worth of limestone.
(Source : churlishrevelry, via areferenceyouunderstand)